Meghan Markle’s ‘Me Me Me’ Interview Fails—Netflix Cooking Show DOA

  Another day, another Meghan Markle PR disaster. This time, Meghan graced the pages of *People* magazine with an exclusive interview so cri...

 

Another day, another Meghan Markle PR disaster. This time, Meghan graced the pages of *People* magazine with an exclusive interview so cringe-worthy it could cause permanent vision damage. The interview was meant to promote her Netflix cookery show, *With Love, Meghan*—a project absolutely nobody asked for. But instead of whipping up excitement, she managed to serve yet another bland, overcooked dish of self-importance. 

The highlight of the interview? Meghan’s insistence that she is *definitely* not an influencer. No, no—perish the thought! Despite her millions of social media bot followers, glossy branding, and carefully curated image, she sees herself as an entrepreneur and female founder. Because, apparently, slapping your name on a jam jar and filming yourself making salads is the epitome of business acumen.  

Of course, the self-congratulation didn’t stop there. She also took the opportunity to wax poetic about how the show has helped her “find herself again.” Ah, yes—the eternal struggle of a multi-millionaire in a Montecito mansion desperately searching for her true self amidst organic quinoa and imported avocados.  

Meghan also treated us to an entirely staged family anecdote. According to her, little Archie—who is five years old and probably more concerned with cartoons than his mother’s work ethic—murmured sleepily, *“Mama, don’t work too hard.”* Given Meghan’s, let’s say, minimalist approach to work during her brief stint as a royal (72 days over 18 months), this is like hearing a houseplant say, *“Mama, don’t water me too much.”*  

Then came the real kicker: Meghan’s defense of her and Harry’s royal titles. In what must be the world’s longest-running justification tour, Meghan reminded us that the Sussex title is “part of our love story.” Translation: It’s the only thing keeping them relevant. Without it, they’d just be another Hollywood couple making mediocre content no one watches.  

*With Love, Meghan* is already shaping up to be the latest in a string of Netflix duds. Let’s face it—Meghan’s not exactly Julia Child. Or even Martha Stewart. Or even the lady on TikTok who makes sandwiches for her husband. The show’s premise, much like her *People* interview, feels like a desperate attempt at relatability.  

Speaking of which, Meghan also let it slip that she and Harry host little playdates for the Montecito elite, complete with obstacle courses and face painting. And yet, despite all this exhausting work, Meghan still finds time to let her hair down with Chinese takeout. Brave. Inspirational. Truly the girl boss we need.  

Now, let’s talk about that *People* magazine cover photo. It’s… well, a choice. Between the excessive filters, frozen expression, and overall uncanny AI-generated vibe, it’s the kind of picture that could haunt houses. Either the editors at *People* have a personal vendetta, or they finally decided to do her as dirty as she’s done the British monarchy. Either way, we thank them for their service.  

Naturally, the internet had a field day. The consensus? Meghan’s not influencing anyone—except maybe in the art of how *not* to be taken seriously. The reality is, if she were actually an entrepreneur, we’d have seen a successful product by now. If she were a female founder, she’d have built something beyond Instagram-worthy fruit bowls. And if she were a true humanitarian, she wouldn’t have burned bridges with everyone from Buckingham Palace to Spotify.  

In the end, Meghan’s latest PR stunt is just another chapter in the same tired story: a desperate grab for relevance wrapped in a glossy, overproduced package. And just like *With Love, Meghan*, the world is already changing the channel.  

What do you think? Is Meghan’s latest interview a PR win or another misstep? Let us know in the comments below!